Remember that secret trial separation between Bill and Hillary that's been going on since late 1999?
Turns out Bill has a new special friend (pictured together here). Her name's Belinda Stronach, and she's:
1) Young (quite a bit younger than Bill and Hillary at least)
3) Good looking (yes, this is subjective)
5) Conservative (in the Canadian political sense)
6) Already a powerbroker (click the "continue reading" link below)
7) Likely to be the member of Parliament from Newmarket-Aurora, Ontario soon
And, you've got to think she just might be Prime Minister of Canada someday. What will that make Bill? He just doesn't seem like the Denis Thatcher type.