Jeffs is the leader of the FLDS polygamist sect, formerly based in the twin towns of Hildale, Utah, and Colorado City, Arizona. He is wanted by the FBI.
Jeffs trail ran cold in Florida over the summer. But, this past weekend a credible report of his entourage shopping at a Cabela's sporting goods store in Lehi, Utah (near Provo) was called in, as well as a later sighting of their vehicles at Strawberry Reservoir (southeast of Park City). On Monday the SUV's that were spotted 300 miles to the north over the weekend were found in Colorado City.
I'm assuming this is a Ragnar Frisch joke - it sounds like something a good econometrician rather than a technically adept one would come up with (although Frisch was both).
Frisch's Law: You cannot have a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.
My source also included this (I added the italics for emphasis):
Ginsberg's Theorem (Generalized Laws of Thermodynamics): 1. You can't win. 2. You can't break even. 3. You can't even quit the game. Ehrman's Commentary on Ginsberg's Theorem: 1. Things will get worse before they get better. 2. Who said things would get better? Freeman's Commentary on Ginsberg's Theorem: Every major philosophy that attempts to make life seem meaningful is based on the negation of one part of Ginsberg's Theorem. To wit: 1. Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win. 2. Socialism is based on the assumption that you can break even. 3. Mysticism is based on the assumption that you can quit the game.
The source for this is The LangaList, a newsletter for people interested in techniques for solving PC problems. The jokes were in the October 27 issue. I also liked:
First Law of Laboratory Work: Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass.
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