Craig Newmark notes that they are finally admitting that the drought is easing in North Carolina. I am certain that the word "drought" is connected with "more funding" somewhere.
If you don't believe me, then you should be able to tell me what the opposite of drought is. Can't, can you ... I think that's because there is no grant funding for an extended wet period.
And yet ... they do occur. There is one example of this for which we do have a scary name ... bwooooo-a-ha-ha-ha ... el nino. That's right. They can't stop talking about this el nino, or the last el nino, or the el nino that might be starting up because it leads to both drought in some regions and that other thing - without a cool name - in others.
They also have those other names that are oh so useful: desert and jungle. Deserts don't move around though, so it'd hard to convince the grant writing authorities of the grave importance of people going on with their lives where it doesn't rain much.
The same with jungle. Yes, there is flooding in, say, the gulf coast. But you have to remember that they get enough water sometimes to make Noah think it was all worthwhile. When I lived in NOLA, we had a storm once that dropped 18 inches in 5 hours. Where I grew up, the record for a day was just over 4. Where I live now, 18 inches is two wet years in a row. Yes, it flooded in NOLA, but it is a testament to civil engineering that they found a place for that water to go at all.
The problem is, I also lived through a drought in south Louisiana - a place that feels like the inside of shower most days. A drought in that region means that it rains all the time, rather than really, really, all the time. It's also hotter. This makes the water evaporate from the bayous quicker. So, it was hotter and stickier than usual. Yes ... a muggy drought.
On the other hand, drought means a lot out west. There's a town in eastern Utah named Monticello that actually ran out of water a few years ago. They had to truck it in. That's what the grant money is supposed to be for.
But, you know what? I actually took a vacation in the intermountain west in a non-drought year - 1995. In late May it rained just about every day, and when we crossed over into June, it snowed on us Parley's Summit. So, an abundance of moisture isn't that great. Oh ... and don't forget in the 80s how I-80 had to be closed because Great Salt Lake was washing over it ... and people were begging for a good drought.
Lastly, deep down, I think a lot of the talk about drought is pushed on local weather people by local water utilities who are prevented from peak load pricing. A drought means they lose money, and as quasi-governmental agencies, they're quite sure that has got to be our fault.