It kept me reading all the way through:
… President Obama then delivers an upbeat inaugural address, ushering in a new era of cooperation, civility and bipartisanship in a galaxy far, far away. Here on Earth everything stays much the same.
… an unemployed California mother of six uses in-vitro fertilization to give birth to eight more children, an achievement that immediately catapults her to a celebrity status equivalent to that of a minor Kardashian sister. …
… New York is temporarily thrown into a panic when Air Force One flies low over Manhattan for a publicity photo shoot. Responding to widespread criticism, Gibbs notes that President Obama inherited Air Force One from the Bush administration.
…Sotomayor will eventually be confirmed, but only after undergoing the traditional Senate Judiciary Committee hazing ritual, during which she must talk for four straight days without expressing an opinion.
…former president Bill Clinton goes to North Korea to secure the release of two detained American journalists who purely by coincidence happen to be women.
… a remorseful David Letterman confesses to his stunned audience that he has been hiking the Appalachian Trail with female staff members.
Via Cold Spring Shops.
